My advice? Don't say it - save yourself from cleaning the mats (drool ain't hygienic, kids).

But why are Brazilians so mad about their daily Açaí na tigela?

Lets find out. Here are 6 of the magic powers granted to you by training well Açaí.

1. It magically makes you do this to people.

You want an omoplata? That's how you get an omoplata. Berries.

2. This also happens of its own accord.

Guillotine chokes are another magic bestowed by the fabled berry. Legend has it that an Açaí smoothie drunk through two straws will result in a reverse guillotine... 

4. Consuming Açaí may lead to some adverse effects...

Consult your professor if an armbar lasts longer than four hours. Ask him if this guy's elbow is made of goddamn rubber or something.

5.  Seriously, you'll just teleport to a submission.

Is your opponent cross? Hot under the collar?

Por que no las dos?

6. And lastly...

Berries are pretty good for you (in comparison to Froot Loops). This might be the only serious section of this post - watch your nutrition and eat good fruit and veg. Açaí is packed with antioxidants, which do much more good for your body than the 'Lemon Detox' your elderly neighbour is considering.

This was ridiculous. Good work if you actually read the whole thing!

TL;DR - Açaí makes you a beast with submissions. Not really. Tastes pretty good though.

May the odds be ever in your favour,
- George